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am 16. august gehts los nach DOWN UNDER, das ich nach 24 stunden flug erreichen werde. mit dieser seite möchte ich euch allen daheimgebliebenen an meinem australien abenteuer teilhaben lassen und euch mit fotos vom andern ende der welt die möglichkeit zum träumen bieten- haha :) natürlich könnt ihr überall euern senf dazu geben und euch für obigen kommentar rächen ;)freu mich über jeden eintrag! °°anna°°

Monday, May 15, 2006

development of a human being during a sat- night

phase 1:
big enthusiasm about free drinks in the locality, in this case mad cow 8-10pm. getting in a rush with calling the cab and getting ready. first obstacle, telling the company the adress after the first round of drinks at the warming up place, this time michelle's. because 74 BBBBBB (how much more should we have emphasized it?!??) english street is apparently not a clear statement. waiting, waiting, it's getting closer and closer to 8 o'clock and michelle's nervosity increases steadily. to counteract lattest fact the people decide to call the taxi again
"no 74b does not sound like 73 or even 743, it's seventy-four [PAUSE] B [PAUSE] english street"
backround "just tell him 74 english!!!"
but michelle insists on her very own new house in 74 fucking B english street, besides she 's just not keen to walk to .... yeah... to the neighbour, understandable, isn't it *lmao*
"74 b...yeah right...74 b like BOB"
backround just laughed out loud cos michelle told us very wisely in advance she definitely won't mention the b like bob explanation for that made the confusion complete...nope :)

phase 2:
finally we're on our way. 2nd obstacle, collect the missing IDs because apparently there's a new law demanding that even from the... so, very good anna, you just put yourself in a predicament...good on ya... let's call it, uhm... from the older generation just in the eyes of the very youngster anna. everybody cool with that *duck* "nooo, don't hit me" ;)

phase 3:
we're there...just missed 20 very worthy minutes.
"hang on, i need some money from the ATM"
"no no anna, come in....quick, there's no time for that, chicken, you still have to learn =) actually, you backpacker should know that...FREE drinks for 2 hours means 120 minutes concentrating on getting as much booze as you can get- constantly. after 10 we can talk again an concentrate on your other issues, alright?!? now get your arse to the bar"
"yes, sir" =)

as you can see is the human brain STILL, yeah in this case a remarkable littel word, capable to absorb AND to use informations up. anna, janne and jenna started to secure their existence as reasonable-free-drink-user with building up reserves having realized that the body will still want to have alcohol after the two hours. thus the brain drew up the plan to get a big stock.

phase 4:
drinking

phase 5:
getting pissed
the brain starts to reveal situations, that wouldn't interest this person in sober condition too much, as such funny ones and therefore there is heaps of laughing taking place.


phase 6:
being pissed *lol* and starting to loose the only fixation of getting alcohol and concentrate on intense socialising. that's the point where humans always have the urge to take as many photos as they can get.


karen & peter with big smiles as usual

daren, jenna, anna and janne...still solid on their feet...


my dearest trevor

XXXX- gold, me, shane and karen

phase 7:
the later it get, the more affected is the human body by the alcohol. the part that is usually responsible for inhibition, reasonable thinking, general coordination, talking and using your visual organ properly will be kind of switched of so that other parts responsible for laughing, getting urge for high affection to...hm...everybody *lol* and extreme dancing get a higher blood circulation.
the pictures getting weirder and funnier :) everybody knows what you think or probably not *lol* in such a condition


as everybody know, i'm the chicken in cairns, that's what they thought i am- hehe- as the picture proofs- very clearly- it appears that it might be the other way round :) nobody knows who i really am, be attentive and don't get in dangerous situations, i will get ya.....na, just joking ;)
you see, the alcohol makes karen degrading *lmao* "everything will be fine, darl, i'm not gone for ever, i'm just...on the other side of the globe :) and i will come back anyway! no need to worry."

maxi anna with mini jenna
alcohol does have kind of an effect on the behaviour of human beings, hasn't it? there must not even be somebody taking a picture these girls don't like, it's just the urge of exaggerating all and everything and freaking out a bit.

don't aks me why we did that... janne had a kind of aggro phase- still in a funny way though- during the night and used "fuck off" not too seldom. when we past the pizza snack, janne suddenly said "what the FUCK.... he is so fucking ugly...." drunk as she was she didn't notice how loud she actually said that. hopefully she didn't caused any doubts with his self-esteem saying that =) he IS not the prettiest man, but still....usually you just don't tell everybody on the street what you think of him. that leads to the next phase of a human being getting drunk on a saturday night

phase 8:
the parts of the brain regarding the actual thinking, reason and analyzing own behaviour by using feed-back of the surrounding nature is barely used with proceeding time. they start talking without realizing what and how they're actually saying.

when i read that sign i pissed myself....i just couldn't stop laughing. this expression on their faces was too much for my 'sense' (refer to the part of the switching-off of special brain sections above) of humor

the manager of mad cow obviously knows what happens with people drinking alcohol and now at the latest you should be able to say who, or, because of the missing reason, should we already say what they try to warn of *lmfao*


ann-helen, she is originally from norway, taught me norwegian and i did the same with the most important german expressions. you can see, the brain still is capable of using information coming from outside. the only problem will be the grade of memory on the next day and especially ability to pronounce properly. the picture above shows these two girls trying to express theirself in another language =)


suddenly i wanted to have a big group- photo, i tell you, that was kind of hard work to 'collect'all of them. but we did quite well for we just need one shot and that was a perfect one.

there is not much to learn about human behaviour with this picture. the only indication of intoxication might be jenna's eyes starting getting a bit smaller and slower. you could refer to the part of finding everything funny but actually, these girls are that happy all the time. they all just experience the wickest thing ever- travelling through oz without any kind of comittments and the freedom of ONLY doing what they feel like doing!!

there is nothing played on that picture, all real feelings. michelle's behaviour could be analyzed as weird behaviour though :)

phase 9:
uncontrolled dancing. in the worst cases you find yourself, should be there a second of realization, on the bar or on the stage presenting your best hip moves




i think everybody should know by now what has happened to these guys. michelle, karen,..., peter and trevor

phase 10:
an absolut obligatory need for food, human beings have such a huge munchie on everything that is sold at that night or better morning times. forgetting all the eating behaviour and resolutions you spend your last money on something to eat hoping to ease the intoxication



the very last picture of that great evening or night. was quite a long lasting one- from 8 till 4 o'clock. trevor and me, who are both living a bit out of town could crash at ann-helen's- thanks again. i was in the bed with ann-helen and she is used to the aircon druing the night. when i woke up on the next morning my voice was gone...

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